`Founded: 2nd Jan 2006.
`Ares.
`Hwachong.
`Gort 21 people.
`I realli duno what to add liao.
`Oh ya!.
`<3 jac yeo.
`<3 auggie wong.
`<3 kelvin tan.
`<3 Ms Ong.
`<3 all our other teachers.

Chen Xiao Ying
Wernon Chong
Chua Kai Xuan
Daniel Gaw
Galven Lee
Nicoll Gnoh
Alfred Goh
Hong Xin Lei
Job Berlian Putera Liang
Law Law Chan
Lim Chuan Han
Loh Li Lin
Clement Ong
Ryan K.Heng
Tamsyn Tong
Tan HuiLi
Ryan Tan
Tay
Donald Tzang
Wang Yingchen Priscilla
Tim Yap

designer: Wernon
picture: Wernon and Law Law and yes HuiLi (she insisted only shows that she's thick skin.. she provided cam only, pic also not she take one.. lol!)
host: Blogspot la duh!
brushes: What tis?
fonts: Now Ah?

06a11 LUCKY DRAW (this is so funny)

• First to marry: CLEMENT
• First to have a child: CLEMENT
• First to lose virginity: JOB (must be 'cos he gets raped)
• First millionaire: CELESTINE
• First billionaire: KAIXUAN
• First to appear in the news: RYAN TAN
• Two most likely to go on a date together: CELESTINE & ALFRED
• First Kiss: XINLEI
• Who xinlei's going to kiss: GALVEN
• First class couple: CHUANHAN & NICOLL
• First to go to jail: CLEMENT
• First to retire: GALVEN
• First politician: RYAN TAN
• First to get pregnant: DANIEL (hahaha)
• First to get a girl pregnant: LAWRENCE
• First to drive: TAMSYN
• First to crash: CLEMENT
• Most likely to become a terrorist: CHUANHAN
• Mugger couple: PRISCILLA & DONALD
• First to menopause: JOB (hahahahhahah x 10)
• First to go bald: LILIN
• Most likely to convert to islam: CELESTINE
• Most likely to top geog: ALFRED
• Most likely to top history: RYAN TAN
• Most likely to top GP: RYAN K HENG
• Most likely to top math: CHUANHAN
• Most likely to top econs: ALFRED
• Most likely to top lit: DANIEL
• Most likely to have twins: GALVEN
• Most peverted: JOB
• Most likely to get plastic surgery: ALFRED
• Most likely to get breast implants: ALFRED (refer to above point!)
• Most likely to get fired: TAY HAO RAN
• Most likely to become a super star: LILIN
• Most likely to become a taitai: RYAN K HENG
• Most likely to undergo sex change: RYAN K HENG (refer to above point again!)
• First to come back to hwachong to teach: NICOLL
• Who has a crush on auggie: ALFRED
• Biggest ass: GALVEN (self-proclaimed, no lots drawn. claims the perkiest ass prize as well)
• Who will have a supermodel spouse: NICOLL
• Most likely to become supermodel (male): JOB
• Most likely to become a supermodel (female): KAIXUAN
• First to become porn star: VERNON (alfred quits porn forever because of this)
• First to publish a song album: LAWRENCE

(notice it gets progressively dirtier)

• First to become a road sweeper: GALVEN
• First to become a pimp: CHUANHAN
• First to win WWE match: DONALD
• First to get AIDs: TAY HAO RAN
• Most promiscuous: CLEMENT
• First to get 80-yr-old spouse when you're 18: XIAOYING
• First to get 20-yr-old spouse when you're 80: KAIXUAN
• First sex god/goddess: LILIN
• Biggest TOOL in class: TAY HAO RAN
• Smallest TOOL in class: RYAN K HENG
• First to become impotent: VERNON
• First to 'chu jia' become a monk: TIM YAP
• First to turn gay: TAY HAO RAN
• And Tay's gay partner is: LAWRENCE
  

SEQUENCE OF BATTLE ROYALE EVENTS:

• ALFRED killed by DONALD
• RYAN HENG killed by NICOLL
• TIM YAP killed by XINLEI
• DONALD killed by TAMSYN
• JOB killed by TAMSYN (DOUBLE KILL!)
  
• CLEMENT killed by CELESTINE
• CELESTINE killed by NICOLL
• TAMSYN killed by CHUANHAN
• DANIEL killed by PRIS
• LILIN killed by XINLEI
• NICOLL killed by XIAOYING
• XINLEI killed by RYAN TAN
• LAWRENCE killed by PRIS
• KAIXUAN killed by RYAN TAN
• PRIS killed by TAY
• RYAN TAN killed by TAY
• CHUANHAN killed by TAY (TRIPLE KILLLLL!)

People still alive: XIAOYING, TAY, VERNON, GALVEN

HAHAHAH oh my this provided damn a lot of entertainment for the class (: 4 people still alive because for some reason we stopped halfway due to certain inaccuracies. anyway nicoll came up with the battle royale plot thats DAMN amusing, like who gets what weapon and how and why people are killed, the rest of you should really go find out. Vernon and galven no action at all in the battle royale story (they dont kill or get killed) because vernon is sleeping in a cave and galven is hiding somewhere underground.

OKAY EVERYONE MUST COME BACK FOR TEACHERS' DAY CELEBRATION. PLUS CLASS LUNCH. (:

photos!

LOVE,
celestine(:

LOVE 06A11;
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